Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
Dear future wife,
This is happening.Dear future husband,
This is happening.
These people are epic.
I love this.




dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper








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